Joke of the Day

A lion, a bear and a chicken were talking in a pub.

The Lion says, "I am the King of the Jungle, all I have to do is let out one ROAR and the creatures on the plains of the Serengetti scatter and run for their lives".

"That's nothing", says the bear, "all I have to do is stand up and roar and the whole forest flees away from me."

"Well that's nothing compared to me", says the chicken, "I only have to sneeze and the whole World shits themselves!"