More Notices

No new messages in the toilets today sadly, but I am thinking of making some of my own, how about this:

"Would the person who keeps doing poo-poos in the urinal please refrain from this disgusting habit"

"Would the person who does wee-wee on the floor please stop"

"Make sure you wash your pissy hands before touching the door-handle, as I don't want to touch your piss on said door-handle."

"Please do not put up notices in the toilet. Thank you." (brilliant irony!)

What do you think?