False Advertising

This is blatant false advertising, I stood there for ages and didn't get sucked off at all. Bollocks.

Freedom isn't free.

What did these kids do to deserve a life of hell?

I was reading in the Newspaper today (I really don't know why I do it to myself) it was "The Sun" and I read a small article about Iraq. Basically the story says that they are going to install a daytime curfew over there to help stop "sectarian violence". What this means is that the Iraqi people wont be allowed to leave their homes in the day anymore and it also includes Fridays which is the Holy-day, so the religious folk of Iraq wont be able to go to Mosque anymore either. It was also stated that cars will no longer be allowed in the centre of Bagdhad. So all these people have a curfew at night and now during the day as well and to top it all off they cant even drive to work in downtown Badghad. It sounds like a PrisonPlanet to me.

Freedom, don't you just love it.

I can't see how "we" have improved things for the Iraqi people, in fact I think it has just got worse. First of all it was stated by the puppets in charge (Bush and his mate, Bliar) that Iraq had Weapons of Mass Destruction which they didn't, so the puppets quickly changed their mind and said "er, er we mean we have FREED the Iraqi people - hurrah!" but here we are, this far down the line and the people ARE NOT FUCKING FREE AT ALL! It has got worse for them, at least with Saddam they had a civilisation, now with him gone the place is fucked, people getting killed every single fucking day, the whole place is eating itself, worse still they have become one of the United States with the US sticking it's oar in in government matters on a daily basis over there. What else have these poor bastards got left, they are prisoners in their own homes now, bombs go off every day, they must be terrified and we also find out today that Iraq is heading towards a bloody civil war between Sunni's and Shi'ites so that must be just the icing on the already fucking disgusting cake.

What a fucked up mess this has become.

What would happen if this happened in England? How would you feel about, say another country, lets say erm, well lets just say Sweden came over and ousted our Prime Minister and started sending tanks and bombs to fuck up our country's infrastructure and they were saying that it's because we have some weapons that we actually DON'T have. So in the aftermath, say everyone to the North of the Thames started arguing with everyone to the South and before you know it people are blowing each other to pieces with car bombs and suicide bombers. Then curfews are installed and the military blow anything up with no excuse. How would YOU feel? How would YOU feel living in a warzone, people you know around you getting fucked up, no food, no prospects, no job, no home - how would you feel trying to raise your children and survive each and every day with that shit going on around you all the time?

It pisses me off that nobody gives a fuck about the people of Iraq. These fuckers at the Sun just write a 8cm x 8cm article on it with an "ah well who cares" attitude and nobody in England or anywhere else gives a shit. It's just appalling, truely appalling, I despair.

Joke of the Day

A lion, a bear and a chicken were talking in a pub.

The Lion says, "I am the King of the Jungle, all I have to do is let out one ROAR and the creatures on the plains of the Serengetti scatter and run for their lives".

"That's nothing", says the bear, "all I have to do is stand up and roar and the whole forest flees away from me."

"Well that's nothing compared to me", says the chicken, "I only have to sneeze and the whole World shits themselves!"

WARNING - More Big Budget Film Propoganda

Watch out for this piece of shit coming out of the bullshit factory that is Oliver Stone.

World Trade Center is a movie based on 9/11 where 2 policemen get stuck under the rubble of the two towers and their epic struggle for survival and freedom, sounds like a piece of fucking shit to me, more lies, ooh the terrorists, watch them take over the planes, ooh they are so evil - hey lets bomb the shit out of Iraq!

You see, when movies like this get made, people take it as real, take JFK for example (another piece of shit by Oliver Stone) people actually BELIEVE it was Lee-Harvey Oswald thanks to this piece of shit propoganda film. No doubt Al-CIA-da will feature as the evil make believe terrorists and no doubt the movie will show how brave the US firefighters and policemen are and God Bless America lets kill all the terrorists.

I cant put into words how the idea of this film is turning my stomach. If you put bullshit "non-truth" in a movie, it only takes a short while for the masses to accept this film as reality. Disgusting propoganda - do NOT go and see this shit.

Ha! Get this, it has Nicholas cage in it, cue slow motion explosions and exciting John Woo-esque action shots. I don't care I will never pay money to see a crock of shit of this ilk.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0469641/ if you want to have a look at this.

Back and to the left.

Sewing Seeds

I missed the anniversary of his death, but here is tribute to one of the greatest comedians to have ever lived - Bill Hicks.

"Today, a young man on acid realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration and that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and you are the imagination of yourself. Here's Tom with the weather...!"

"The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question, is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey - don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride..." And we... kill those people.

"We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real." Just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. But it doesn't matter because: It's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money that we spend on weapons and defences each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace. Thank you very much, you've been great."

Bill Hicks (December 16, 1961 -- February 26, 1994)